About The Inbetweeners
The Inbetweeners is a British sitcom about four friends in the sixth form at high school. It currently has two series, with a third due to be shown in 2010.
Memorable Quotes
Neil's dad: Neil! What the hell is going on?! Oh! This place smells like a brewery, and not a nice one. Jay, there's always trouble when you're around, but Will I'm especially surprised at you. I'm so sorry Steve.
Will: Oh, PISS OFF!
Neil's dad: What? Don't talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: Oh, I'm so sorry. My manners. Piss off PLEASE!
Neil's dad: I've had enough of your lip.
Will: Oh you'd like my lip wouldn't you... right round your bell end, if Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up? A closet for you to hide in? You BUMDER!
Will: No one would get fingered for a bet Jay... with the possible exception of your sister.
Jay: Take that back!
Will: You're right, I do take that back. On the other hand your mum would probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.
Jay: If we're in charge of the alcohol, then we get our pick of the birds! The DRUNK birds!
Will: That sounded just a little bit rapey.
Simon's dad: Just 'cause Kevin's gay, it doesn't mean he goes and-
Kevin (Neil's dad): Wait, no, s- I'm not gay.
Simon's dad: It's alright Kevin,we're all friends, it doesn't matter.
Kevin: I'm not gay, I was married for nearly-
Will: Oscar Wilde was married.
Neil: Come round mine tonight, my dad's out.
Will: Oh, at last.
Neil: No, I mean going out.
Simon: Cottaging?
Neil: No, he's playing badminton actually.
Will: Sounds like a euphemism.
Jay: Look, we're not going round yours, your house stinks.
Neil: It does not!
Simon: No offence mate but it does smell odd.
Neil: Like what?
Jay: Just smells like being poor.
Neil: Fuck off!
Will: Sorry, did you say you go away on holiday in a caravan? Jay: With the caravan club.
Will: In a caravan, like a gypo? If my mum told me we were going caravaning, I'd call Child Line.
Jay: Shows how much you know. It's a sense of freedom that you don't get with other holidays.
Will: It's a sense of shitting in a bucket in a cupboard you don't get with other holidays.
Jay's dad: You ain't gonna get much action with that, it looks like a McDonald's Chip! You definitely took after your mum in the cock departmnet, she ain't got one either!
Simon: Who brings a bag of shit into a pub?
Jay: Your dad does.
Simon: Does he?
Jay: Yeah, your mum!
Neil: I love boats. I always used to go fishing with my dad.
Jay: Fisting?
Neil: Fishing.
Jay's dad: Women are like fairground rides... fucking mental!
Will: Your dad's moved out?
Simon: It's no biggie, they've not been getting on lately so he's moved out for a few weeks while they sort stuff out.
Jay: What like her face? It's gonna take more than a few weeks to sort that mess out.
Will: I went to fart and instead, shit myself.
Will: So what are we up to this weekend?
Simon: We could go to Bluewater.
Will: A shopping center. Great, you know how much I love chavs.
Jay: Bluewater's not chavvy. It's quality! I go there all the time.
Will: I rest my case.
Simon: To be fair, they've now got a Nando's.
Will: The hallmark of quality!
Will: Coq au vin, oh how mature! And no it doesn't mean cock on my head, or cock up my arse...
Simon: Or cock in the back of a van?
Will: Or cock in the back of a van!
Jay's dad: Try not to rape anyone on the way out.
Simon's dad: You've had an eventful day bunking off school, buying alcohol illegally, defacing Carli's drive and insulting Neil's dad. Have I missed anything?
Will: We also hit a spastic with a frisbee.
Jay: He's only got four pubes and he pisses out of one of them.
Simon was so happy he didn't know whether to come himself or text his friends - in the end he did both!